One of the most interesting words in the English language today is…
…the word fuck.
It is a magical word.
Just by its sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.
In language, it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive:
‘John fucked May’
‘Mary was fucked by John.’
And as a noun:
‘Mary is a fine fuck”
It can be used as an adjective:
“Mary is fucking beautiful.”
As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck.
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:
Fucked if I know.
I guess I am fucked now.
I got fucked at the used car lot.
What the fuck is going on here?
I can’t understand this fucking job.
He is a fuck-off
What the fuck are you doing?
I had a fucking good time.
Get the fuck out of here!
I’m going to knock your fucking head off.
How the fuck are you?
Who gives a fuck?
Get a bigger fucking hammer.
Fuck! You scared the shit out of me.
Today is really fucked!
And it is very healthy!
If every morning, you do it as a transcendental meditation…
Just when you get up, first thing, repeat the mantra: ‘fuck you,’ five times...
it clears your throat too.