Say Fuck

One of the most interesting words in the English language today is…

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…the word fuck.
It is a magical word.
Just by its sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.
In language, it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive:
‘John fucked May’
And intransitive:
‘Mary was fucked by John.’
And as a noun:
‘Mary is a fine fuck”
It can be used as an adjective:
“Mary is fucking beautiful.”
As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck.
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:

Ignorance:

Fucked if I know.

Trouble:

I guess I am fucked now.

Fraud:

I got fucked at the used car lot.

Aggression:

Fuck you.

Displeasure:

What the fuck is going on here?

Difficulty:

I can’t understand this fucking job.

Incompetence:

He is a fuck-off

Suspicion:

What the fuck are you doing?

Enjoyment:

I had a fucking good time.

Request:

Get the fuck out of here!

Hostility:

I’m going to knock your fucking head off.

Greeting:

How the fuck are you?

Apathy:

Who gives a fuck?

Innovation:

Get a bigger fucking hammer.

Surprise:

Fuck! You scared the shit out of me.

Anxiety:

Today is really fucked!


And it is very healthy!
If every morning, you do it as a transcendental meditation…
Just when you get up, first thing, repeat the mantra: ‘fuck you,’ five times...
it clears your throat too.



Nicolle HodgesComment